daily funny (ha ha)

A guy is driving out in the country and he gets lost, very lost. After a few minutes, he spots 2 houses close together. He goes up to the first house and walks up to the side porch. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off. He is so freaked out that runs over to the next house where a young couple are sitting on their porch. "What's up with your neighbors?" he blurts out, obviously disturbed. The young lady says, "Oh, that's just the Robinson's. They're deaf honey." The husband starts laughing and says, "She's probably telling him to go milk the cow again, and he's most likely telling her to go f*&ck herself!"

for games

So, there's this commercial on tv about a new game called 20q, evidently it is about the size of a magic 8 ball (not sure, cause I haven't actually seen one) but you think of something and in 20 questions it guesses what you were thinking. I tried to find the product on the internet and I came across a website called www.20q.net
It was actually very accurate. But before you play, make sure that you know the weird facts about the person you're thinking of or it will probably take a while longer.

Hot Mirror

I really really like this mirror for some reason. When I get a new house I would put it in my kitchen and look at it and smile before I cook eggs. Check it out at http://orangelola.com/products/ts18.html

Must buy vol 1

http://rakkudesigns.com/viewdetail.asp?idproduct=1

What an ingenious concept! This shoe wheel holds 30 pairs of shoes and comes in three colors (silver, black and white) and only cost $65. I'm moving soon and I figured that I'd have to get rid of like half of my shoes, but not anymore! What a clever, space saving way to store shoes. Now if I could only get 30 pairs of stilettos in every color of the rainbow...

hydrant wrapping paper

Maybe I have a new thing for fire hydrants. They are a symbol of three things I love, doggies, outside and city life. Here's a cute shop to check out: http://www.fishlipspaperdesigns.com

http://www.softsurroundings.com
I was at my mom's today and she always has a plethora of catalogs laying around. There was one today that I had never seen before. It's called soft surroundings and even though it's aimed toward an older crowd, I really liked what I saw. Mainly this-tunics and caftans. I tried to find some pics of my favorite things on their website, but I couldn't find them on there. There's so much more in the catalog. The tunics and caftans (tunic style long housecoats) are embellished beautifully and the clothes are made to flatter. There's several shirts with built in bras including the long sleeved blue one shown above. Anyway, I'm really starting to like the idea of getting a caftan. I think they're exotic looking and would look much better than my old stand by of Omar's oversized t shirts and short knit shorts. (That's my around the house attire). Too bad it would probably be frowned upon in the workplace or I'd probably live in them. To me, they're glamorous mu mu's. And that is something I could get used to!!

Make your own canvas picture

Here's a quick cheap way to make
some nice art. Use a piece of fabric
like one of these from
http://reprodepot.com
and stretch it over a make it yourself
canvas kit from the craft store. It cost less than five bucks I think to buy one of those. What it is is four pieces of wood that interlock with each other and then you stretch the fabric over it like it's a piece of canvas and you've got a nice piece of
artwork to hang up that looks store
bought.